STUDYING ON TOP OF A TREE FOR HIGHER MARKS!!

As the exams are coming, I am coming up with ways to study well. One of the best ways is to study on top of a tree. It means that you will get higher marks.

I was to write my Linguistics test today on Japanese. Every normal Linguistics student knows that Japanese is the worst thing to ever invade Rhodes Lingusitics Department. There is no way you will get higher marks without some supernatural powers.

I found my powers from studying high, literally. Studying on top of a tree! Not only does it make you get higher marks(which is yet to be proved when the papers come back) but it also:

Garners crazy attention. The tree was on the way to the St Mary's dining hall and it made me a celebrity. Everyone was looking at me thinking I was mad(well that is not a good reputation). If the Linguisticas marks come back high, I swear I will study for the exams on top of the tree.


THOSE WHO STUDY HIGH PASS HIGH!