DB COOPERS MONEY IN SOUTH AFRICA?

WE ARE HERE TO INFORM YOU OF THE DEATH OF 'PRETTY UGLY' FROM OUR SOCIETY OWLB(THE ORGANISATION OF WOMEN WHO LACK BEAUTY). AS YOU KNOW, PU(PRETTY UGLY) WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LADY IN THE SOCIETY AND SHE EMBARASSED US WHEN WE TRAVELLED BECUASE SHE WAS TOO PRETTY FOR THE SOCIETY. WE ARE HAPPY THAT SHE IS DEAD THOUGH BUT ALSO SAD. WE ARE SAD THAT SHE HAD NO CHANCE TO KNOW THE TRUTH ON TIME. SHE DISAPPEARED SOMEWHERE BETWEEN JOZI AND PE BECAUSE SHE JUMPED OFF THE PLANE THINKING THAT SHE WAS GONNA FIND DB COOPER'S MONEY SOMEWHERE DOWN THERE. SHE SHOULD HAVE WATCHED 'PRISON BREAK' WITH US. DB COOPER'S MONEY IS BURRIED IN UTAH UNDER THE FLOOR OF A GARAGE OF AN OLD SEXUALLY LONELY WOMAN. R.I.P