GG IS BACK...WELL NOT ON TV BUT ON DC

GOSSIP GIRL IS FINALLY BACK ON AIR. WHISPER: THANKS WE HAVE DC AT RHODES WE DO NOT HAVE TO WAIT FOR M-NET TO SEE IT[DO NOT READ THIS LOUD]. OK, FORGETTING ABOUT DC, I THINK THIS SEASON WILL BE HOTTER THAN EVER FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS:
-THE ACTRESS WHO PLAYS BLAIR(DONT CARE ABOUT HER REAL NAME) HAS A SEX TAPE SCANDAL IN THE USA SO I HOPE ALL PEOPLE WILL BE WATCHING TO SEE IF HER SCANDAL WILL HAVE INSPIRED ANY SCENES IN THE SHOW
- I HOPE SHE BRINGS SOME OF THAT INFAMOUS TAPE TO THE SHOW. THAT WILL MAKE IT THE "BEST" SINCE SEX AND THE CITY[ WELL I HAVE NEVER WATCHED SEX AND THE CITY BUT LET'S ASSUME I DO)
- I WENT TO A MEETING NOT SO LONG AGO(YOU KNOW I DO NOT GO TO MEETINGS, BUT GIVE ME A CHANCE TO LIE A BIT) WITH OTHER UGLY WOMEN (THE ORGANISATION OF WOMEN WHO LACK BEAUTY) ALSO KNOWN AS OWLB AND WE WERE ALL HAPPY TO SEE CHUCK BACK.
-WE ALL HATE HIM, THOUGH, BECAUSE HE IS CUTE.
XOXO MAMGOBOZI LADY